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the person who invented marriage was creepy: "hey, i love





the person who invented marriage was creepy:
"hey, i love you so much, i'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave."




 

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cupcakesandlove 8 years ago
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I keep seeing your quotes in other places... either you're on iFunny or you're stealing them. For some reason I suspect the latter
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Skimrande 8 years ago
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She has a disclaimer on her profile that says most of her quotes aren't her own.
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cupcakesandlove 8 years ago
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oh okay
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neonraver7 8 years ago
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saw this on ifunny
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greyskies 8 years ago
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Marriage was originally a religious ceremony, not a legal status.
So it would be the church, not the government.
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