Funny Quote #6593385
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i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter





i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.



 

23 Comments

behindthissmirkxx 5 years ago
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i wsa gonna do this with sauce :)
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∦☔∦* 5 years ago
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I NEED TO DO THIS BUT I AM ABOUT TO GO TO SCHOOL
*RUNS TO GET GLITTER*
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Bravo 6 years ago
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'baptism of stupid'
omfg im laughing so hard XD
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skittlepringle 7 years ago
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I love this omf
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Aidan 7 years ago
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Twilight vampires... Now I get it.
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Shorty_Helps 7 years ago
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Sorry for the spam, but I'm looking for a witty friend! :)
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[deleted] 7 years ago
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When you're already on the top 7 days lol.
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AlpacaPerson 7 years ago
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I am actually going to do this. But I'll prob keep a container of glitter in my pocket because mom would kill me if the laundry was all glittery lol
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AddieMainville 7 years ago
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you got this from tumblr bye
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[deleted] 7 years ago
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If you saw the tags, she put tumblr down, posting where she got it bye.
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AlpacaPerson 7 years ago
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Who cares, it's still funny
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art of hatred* 7 years ago
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she posted it which was brave because nowadays ppl are scared of posting things from other websites bcuz ppl will accuse them of 'stealing' when it's actually just acknowledging
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SomeRandomDude 7 years ago
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i just died from laughing so hard xD i did that to this guy today...it was the funniest thing ever
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*escribo* 7 years ago
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Reminds me of the song Glitter In The Air by Pink
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hurtingandhoping 7 years ago
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wait can this actually plz be a thing
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summerbutterfly 7 years ago
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Omg best quote ever . 😂
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CupcakeeLuvah 7 years ago
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i DO THIS. Lmfaooo!!
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blue3yedBeauty 7 years ago
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i freaking love this! im so gonna do this.
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xCuppiieCakeLove 7 years ago
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http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d98mxqJV1r3v354o1_500.gif
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AlpacaPerson 7 years ago
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You just made my day. No, my year!
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Cali4nia 7 years ago
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LMFAO!! BEST COMMENT EVER!
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blue3yedBeauty 7 years ago
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EPIC!!
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AmandaxXx 7 years ago
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oh my god you are satan seriously they would come to school for the next 3 years with glitter on them.
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