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Julia Gillard was on a plane. A normal passenger plane. She is

Julia Gillard was on a plane. A normal passenger plane. She is trying to think of a way to make people happier. She gets an idea, so she calls over the stewardess and says, "Can you throw this $20 note out of the plane? I want to make someone happy."
Before the stewardess can answer the man behind them says, "Why not throw out two $10 notes and make two people happy?"
Julia starts to think about this when the man in front of her says, "How about four $5 notes and make four people happy?"
The man across from her then says, "Throw out twenty $1 coins and make twenty people happy!"
The woman sitting next to Julia Gillard turns to her and says, "Why not throw yourself out of the plane and make everybody happy?"


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Raxin 7 years ago
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Twenty $1 coins thrown out of a plane could make twenty people dead.
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posted January 24, 2013 at 10:38pm UTC tagged with funny, plane, politics

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