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My Mom: go to bed! Me: well sometimes i think i should do crystal

My Mom: go to bed!
Me: well sometimes i think i should do crystal meth, but then i think, mmmmmm better not.
My Mom:

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posted January 25, 2013 at 1:16am UTC tagged with funny, pitchperfect, lol

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