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"I'm not weird. I'm adorably eccentric." -Robert

"I'm not weird. I'm adorably eccentric."
-Robert Downey jr.

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ilybm123

posted January 25, 2013 at 8:24pm UTC tagged with funny, famous, robertdowneyjr

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part of a convo, on Omegle Stranger: That was a test Ron. You failed. Do not pass go and do not collect $200 You: oh so I don't pass go??? is that why I don't get $200 dollars?? did I go to jail instead?? Stranger: no. you had a get out of jail free card from the last time you landed on chance. God Ron have you even been paying attention to this game? I feel like since I got hotels on all the reds and dark blues you've just given up!
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