Someday I want to get reservations at one of those expensive

If you get one, call me up, I'll put on my pajama shorts, tank top, throw my hair up in a messy bun, and we can go out to eat.

oh yeahhh

We'll be the best looking people there.

duhhh, watch them ask us to leave. I'd just be like "what? is it because Im not dressed up enough? Well, Im sorryyyy that I dont wanna spend a ton of money on uncomfortable clothes to EAT! I'll sue you, get every penny from you. Then I can afford those f.cking clothes"

And then we shall walk out like a boss and order a pizza because we didn't want their crappy food anyways!

duuhhhhh