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I tried to pull a prank on Dominos, It went like this: Me: "Is

I tried to pull a prank on Dominos,

It went like this:
Me: "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
the cashier responded, "No this is Patrick"

MADE MY LIFE.

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posted January 26, 2013 at 7:20am UTC tagged with funny, stories, pranks

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