Funny Quote #6598824
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i was in line at target just trying to buy some ice cream and







 
i was in line at target
just trying to buy some
ice cream and this
baby was screaming its soul out.
Anyways, the mom turned
around and looked
me straight in the eyes with the
most monotone voice and said
“birth control….
Use birth control…”





 

 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5  |  f u n n i e s

 

19 Comments

TurtleRawr 6 years ago
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Hahahah! xD Exactly why I would use birth control :)
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CharliesTheName 6 years ago
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LMFAOOOO
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*nerium* 6 years ago
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Fantastic parental skills.
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jimmy365 6 years ago
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hahhahah
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LostAndLonely 6 years ago
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Target sells ice cream ?
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idgafSOstfu 6 years ago
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Super targets does
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Shortie* 6 years ago
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lol, no. I actually look forward to that. I love kids.
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Squilliam Fancypants* 6 years ago
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Well, it is good advice...
AND THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN THIS IS UNDER RELATABLE!!
Girl, you should know by no that non of us will EVER "get some"!!!
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jimmy365 6 years ago
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HAHHAHA OMG
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pluto* 6 years ago
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i saw this on tumblr....
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jimmy365 6 years ago
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me too!
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pluto* 6 years ago
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not to sound rude or anything but you should give credit next time
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jimmy365 6 years ago
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i don't remember who did it, i just remember seeing it. thanks though lovely!
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_Angiee_ 6 years ago
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Wise words.....
I wanted 6 kids....
I am going to think this 6 kids thing over again ! Lol xD
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soccertrack 6 years ago
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hahahaha is this a true story?
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jimmy365 6 years ago
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hahha yes but it didn't happen to me. anyway i see you fave a bunch of my quotes and i wanted to say thank you!
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soccertrack 6 years ago
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haha ur welcome :) i love all of ur quotes they r so funny
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jimmy365 6 years ago
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thank you!
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ChekkaWay 6 years ago
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What a terrible mother... although that is funny.
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