Funny Quote #6599039
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are five people in
my family, so on must be Chinese. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But, I think it's Colin.

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QuietPeopleHaveLoudMinds 1 decade ago
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my brother recently named me the asian of the family because i play violin, get good grades,and swim his exact words were "it's like you're asian but you're white"
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Purfy 1 decade ago
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Hahaha c; my dad once told me this joke.
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xosmileyxo4 1 decade ago
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Did you make this up for find it somewhere else?
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Eli123qwe 1 decade ago
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Including my BFF we have five people... let's see who's the one that's Chinese.
Me: Hou-Sang-Rou
Mom: Yu-Ling
Dad: Hou-Li
Sister: Hou-Yu-Tong
Bff: Hong-Si-Qi

I'm pretty sure I'm Chinese, so the rest must be from Kenya or Tajikistan or something...
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BiggestMusicFreak 1 decade ago
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this is definitely one of the funniest witty quotes ever!
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AnotherAverageTeenageGirl 1 decade ago
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Told this to my friend and even after explaining it to her she still believes that Colin is adopted and is Chinese lol
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kiaranine 1 decade ago
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omigod i can't even
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AnotherAverageTeenageGirl 1 decade ago
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yeah to say the least she has no common sense lol
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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omfg dying
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BurningIntoAshes 1 decade ago
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Sounds legit.
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