Other peoples' moms when they go out with
friends: Okay, sweetie, have a good time!
My mom when I try and go out with friends: Who are
they? Do I know their parents? Have I met them before? Do they have
jobs? What college do you think they want to go to? Do you have any
classes with them? Do they get in trouble? How old are they? How
long have you known them? Do they have allergies? What kind of
music do they listen to? Should I invite them for dinner? Have I
met their parents? Is it a boy or a girl? When's their
birthday? What kind of shoes do they like? Are they gay? Have they
ever smoked weed? Do they date? Are they single? How do they do in
school? Are you best friends with any of them? You're not
thinking of going on a romantic date night with these people, are
you? What's their favorite food? Do they do drugs? Are they
pot-dealers? Do they have a Facebook? Do they use Tweeter or
whatever that's called? What about FaceTube? Are they weird?
Are they funny? What kinds of jobs do they have? Do they even work?
Do they give their parents attitude? Do they disobey the laws set
for your own personal safety? What's their stand on the
governmental issues of the environment? When do they get their hair
cut? How often to they eat? Are they fat? Are they skinny? Do thy
sass teachers? They're virgins, right? Do they get straight
A's? Do they drink? Do they drive? Do they drink and
drive?