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Other peoples' moms when they go out with friends: Okay,



Other peoples' moms when they go out with friends: Okay, sweetie, have a good time!
My mom when I try and go out with friends: Who are they? Do I know their parents? Have I met them before? Do they have jobs? What college do you think they want to go to? Do you have any classes with them? Do they get in trouble? How old are they? How long have you known them? Do they have allergies? What kind of music do they listen to? Should I invite them for dinner? Have I met their parents? Is it a boy or a girl? When's their birthday? What kind of shoes do they like? Are they gay? Have they ever smoked weed? Do they date? Are they single? How do they do in school? Are you best friends with any of them? You're not thinking of going on a romantic date night with these people, are you? What's their favorite food? Do they do drugs? Are they pot-dealers? Do they have a Facebook? Do they use Tweeter or whatever that's called? What about FaceTube? Are they weird? Are they funny? What kinds of jobs do they have? Do they even work? Do they give their parents attitude? Do they disobey the laws set for your own personal safety? What's their stand on the governmental issues of the environment? When do they get their hair cut? How often to they eat? Are they fat? Are they skinny? Do thy sass teachers? They're virgins, right? Do they get straight A's? Do they drink? Do they drive? Do they drink and drive? 

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posted January 27, 2013 at 2:18pm UTC tagged with funny, true, awesome

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