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Want to be freaked out? Read this story: I live in Osaka, Japan

Want to be freaked out? Read this story:
 
I live in Osaka, Japan and often use the subway to go to work in the morning. One day, when I was waiting for the train, I noticed a homeless man standing in a corner of the subway station, muttering to himself as people passed by. He was holding out a cup and seemed to be begging for spare change.

A fat woman passed by the homeless man and I distinctly heard him say, “Pig.”

Wow, I thought to myself. This homeless man is insulting people and he still expects them to give him money?

Then a tall businessman went by and the homeless guy muttered, “Human.”

Human? I can’t argue with that. Obviously, he was human. The next day, I arrived early at the subway station and had some time to kill, so I decided to stand close to the homeless man and listen to his strange mutterings.

A thin, haggard-looking man passed in front of him and I heard the homeless guy mutter, “Cow.”

Cow? I thought. The man was much too skinny to be a cow. He looked more like a turkey or a chicken to me.

A minute or so later, a fat man went by and the homeless man said, “Potato.”

Potato? I was under the impression that he called all fat people “Pig”.
That day, at work, I couldn’t stop thinking about the homeless man and his puzzling behavior. I kept trying to find some logic or pattern in what he was muttering.
Perhaps he has some kind of psychic ability, I thought. Maybe he knows what these people were in a previous life. In Japan, many people believe in reincarnation.
I observed the homeless man many times and began to think my theory was right. I often heard him calling people things like “Rabbit” or “Onion” or “Sheep” or “Tomato”.
One day, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to ask him what was going on.

As I walked up to him, he looked at me and said “Bread.”

I tossed some money into his cup and asked him if he had some kind of psychic ability.
The homeless man smiled and said, “Yes, indeed. I do have a psychic ability. It is an ability I obtained years ago. But it is not what you might expect. I can’t tell the future or read minds or anything like that.”
“Then what is your ability,” I asked eagerly.

“The ability is merely to know the last thing somebody ate,” he said.

I laughed because I realized he was right. He said “Bread.” The last thing I had eaten for breakfast that day was toast. I walked away shaking my head. Of all the psychic abilities someone could have, that one must be the most useless.


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36 Comments

TheSlenderMan 1 decade ago
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hai
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Serotonin 1 decade ago
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o hai there slendy! Just spreading the message that no one should mess with you. Has anyone been bothering you lately in the woods?
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Night 1 decade ago
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SLENDER MAN.
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Serotonin 1 decade ago
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YESSSSS
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Little Wolf* 1 decade ago
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HUMAN, LOOOL.
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hiyaxxx 1 decade ago
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Omg I was about to ask what was so creepy but then I realise about the human thing
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TheJealousOne 1 decade ago
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human and fat
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justme02 1 decade ago
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HUMAN! :O
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lettherainhideyourtears 1 decade ago
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HUMAN!!! :/
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ThatWittyGuy 1 decade ago
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CANNIBAL ALERT
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Serotonin 1 decade ago
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Does his description remind you of anything that's particularly popular nowadays on the internet?
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Mandy324 1 decade ago
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*shudder*
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EpicUsername 1 decade ago
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Slenderman. Oh god.
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MeBeingNothingButMe 1 decade ago
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omg i reread it and now i can't stop shaking
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wordynerdy 1 decade ago
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human! omg!
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Serotonin 1 decade ago
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does the description of the guy remind you of someone?
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wordynerdy 1 decade ago
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many people
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Serotonin 1 decade ago
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okay, does he remind you of a horror character that's kind of popular on the internet right now? xD
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hazzahamster 1 decade ago
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Ewwww, when the business man walked past he said human... Ewwww!!! xoxox :O
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perfectlybri 1 decade ago
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"xoxox" o.O
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StayStrongLiveLong 1 decade ago
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human..... business man.......
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SLENDERMAN
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Serotonin 1 decade ago
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Yep... *shudders*
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barakat* 1 decade ago
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The business man ate human omfg
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Serotonin 1 decade ago
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The TALL business man ate human...ring a bell? ("oh god why" moment in 3...2...1..)
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barakat* 1 decade ago
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oh yeah, the slenderman thing too. I noticed that, but it didn't really creep me out as much as the human thing.
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soccertrack 1 decade ago
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ewww is this true?
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Serotonin 1 decade ago
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No! You're meant to be creeped out because the human-eating guy is described the same way as a certain person from a horror myth/game that is very popular on the internet.. (tall businessman (i.e. tall man in a suit))
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BeingTrueWhileSomeoneIsWatchingYou 1 decade ago
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At first I though "he eats nothing" and then I read it again and was like OH MY GOD
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Serotonin 1 decade ago
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I know! It took me a while to realize it, but when I did I froze for like 5 minutes LOL
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BeingTrueWhileSomeoneIsWatchingYou 1 decade ago
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Hey also I wanna let you know that your quotes are awesome okay continue with your life
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Serotonin 1 decade ago
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Wow thank you so much! ^^
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✖︎whatever✖︎* 1 decade ago
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one guy ate human omg
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Serotonin 1 decade ago
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not just that, look at the description of the guy..
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bye* 1 decade ago
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WOAH WAIT LIKE SLENDERMAN HOLY SHXT
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✖︎whatever✖︎* 1 decade ago
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ohmygosh im seriously scared now
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Serotonin 1 decade ago
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Seriously, I'm so creeped out right now, I just had to share this..
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posted January 27, 2013 at 2:54pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, wtf, omg, scary, creepy