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Bad Pick Up Lines #8 Baby I know my math pretty well, and you

Bad Pick Up Lines #8
Baby I know my math pretty well, and you have one fine figure.

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posted January 27, 2013 at 3:53pm UTC tagged with love, funny, flirt

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