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When your gorgeous friend says "I'm so gross don't

When your gorgeous friend says "I'm so gross don't look at me"
and you just like
" Soo... that makes me what? A mutant cockroach?"

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posted January 30, 2013 at 3:58pm UTC tagged with friendship, funny, story

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