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A bad thing about having cleavage is when you're eating & food

A bad thing about having cleavage is when you're eating & food falls down your shirt & you have to go digging to find it.

Happened today in lunch, a lot of people seemed amused..

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ForeverADreamer16

posted January 31, 2013 at 12:22am UTC tagged with funny, joke, lol, true, girls, food

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