Battle
Scars
Chapter 13
Alaska’s P.O.V.
First we had a comment from Liam Payne – which almost
made me faint.
Now we have one from ELLEN.
ELLEN DEGENERES.
We’re doing well!
“Hello Girls. Nice singing!”
Rubes replies.
“Ello Ellen, Ruby here. Thank you! We absolutely LOVE your
show, we try to watch it ALL the time!”
The conversation goes on and on and on.
And then Ellen says this:
“How’d you girls like to be on my show next week, 21st
of Febuary?”
“Hahaha, you’re kidding, right?”
“No… I wouldn’t joke about something like
that.”
Okay. We just got an invite from ELLEN to be on her show.
Wow….
“Thank you so much! It’s just that we’re In Ohio
and your studio’s in California.”
“We’ll fly you girls, and both your moms, there on the
19th,!”
And Ruby, breathless the whole time, stammers...
“That is the best birthday present ever!”
Her birthday?
“When is that, by the way?” I ask her.
“The date we’ve been asked to go on the
show!”
“I’ll tell Ellen that then!”
So she types in:
“Oh, that’s absolutely wonderful, Ellen! There’s
a nice aspect to being on it on the 21st – That’s my
birthday!”
So we arrange it, and Ruby calls her mum, to tell the good
news.
I go and find my mum up on the second story.
“Mum!” I shout.
“Yes honey?”
“We’re going to California on the
19th!”
“Both of us? How?”
“Me and Ruby are on Ellen on the 21st.”
“No.” she says.
“Yes!”
“OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD.”
Mum starts fangirling…. Over Ellen. Awkward…
“Well, I’ll tell her that then!”
So I run back down to the computer.
“My mum’s so happy we get a holiday!” she
screams.
“I’M JUST HAPPY I GET TO GO TO THE BEACH!”
“You’ve never been to the beach.” She says, with
a serious look on her face.
“Yeah…. But I have seen it on an international flight
to Paris though.”
“Oh. My. God.”
“What?”
“THE BEACH IS MY LIVELYHOOD! For god’s sakes, I’m
a pro surfer!”
“Teach me how to surf?”
“Of course.”