Funny Quote #6606719
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AWKWARD: Your phone going off at a funeral. EVEN MORE AWKWARD:

AWKWARD: Your phone going off at a funeral.

EVEN MORE
AWKWARD:
Your ringtone being "I Will Survive."

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posted January 31, 2013 at 6:55pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, awkward, haha, funeral

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