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I like my men cold, dead, and sparkly.

I like my men
cold, dead, and sparkly.

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ToriRox16

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posted February 2, 2013 at 1:30pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, bella, edward, twiight

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So, i was watching New Moon today and at the end when she decides to go back to Edward and what not and Jacob is all sad. I got reallly pi*sed off. Bella swan is a b**tch. I mean look at jacob with his shirt off. how on god's loving earth can she pick the scrawny white guy that sparkles and flipping left her for 5 months. makes perfect sense. alright i'm done venting. *waits for people to hate on me.
I just got done watching Twilight. I swore I'd never watch something so stupid, but I decided that I wanted to see it before I judged it, because I used to swear that Harry potter was terrible before I watched it, and now it's my obsession. And I must say, Twilight is as bad as I thought it would be, and ten times worse. Renesmee is the most beautiful child I have ever seen, and that is THEE only good thing I have to say about the series. The rest is barbaric, absolutely barbaric. How can any of you possibly claim to enjoy such absolute vile, cruel and vicious evil? People being torn limb-from-limb, burned and vicously tortured? How can any of you claim to enjoy seeing something that totally and completely disgusting? You barbarians. Get your heads checked for brain famine.
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb
Loose lips sink ships.