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Fυcĸ the world or die a virgin.

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Avril1212 1 decade ago

I totally agree! Best advice ever

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Amenah 1 decade ago

Simple & to the point, haha.

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Amenah

posted February 2, 2013 at 6:36pm UTC tagged with funny, inspirational, advice, quote, clever, whatever, saying, theworld, screwit

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