My dad: *Screaming from across the house* ARE YOU WATCHING THE
My dad: *Screaming from across the house* ARE YOU
WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL?! Me: No. Dad: WHAT?! Me: NO I AM NOT WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL Dad: *Walks into my room* You don't have to
yell, gosh. Why aren't you watching it? Me: My team didn't make it and I have better
things to do Dad: So what are you watching? Me: High School Musical Dad: Aren't you a little old for that? Me: No, I'm never to old to watch Zac Efron
sing and dance. Me: He's hot. Dad: Yeah, he is. Me: Dude, you're old. Me: And married.. Dad: I'm just kidding. I was hotter than him.
I was smokin' hot, I had babes all over me. Me: Sure. Dad: Seriously, he's uglaaay Me: No! Me: Get out, you are not my father. Me: Zac Efron please come join me in my room, hot
Dad: You are so weird and I'm missing the game.
Buh-bye. *Walks out* Dad: *Pokes head back in* I was still smokin'
hot. Ask your mom