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Kanye west walks into the dome, turns off the power and says:
Kanye west walks into the dome, turns off the power and says: Hey Baltimore! im sorry but BEYONCE HAD THE GREATEST PERFORMACE OF ALL TIME!!!!!
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posted February 3, 2013 at 10:19pm UTC tagged with
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