Only in America:
1.) Do we watch a ball
drop on New Years
2.) Let Groundhogs tell us when spring is coming
3.) Prank people on the first day of April
4.) Carve faces on big orange fruits called pumpkins
5.) Watch the president pardon a turkey before feasting
6.) Trample over eachother to get good deals on gifts
7.) Keep Christmas decorations up until May
8.) Don't use the metric system, like the rest of the
world
9.) Laws like: it's illegal for a tenant to bite his
landlord.
10.) Do we have holidays like: National wiggle your toes
day