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Only in America: 1.) Do we watch a ball drop on New Years 2.)












Only in America:

1.) Do we watch a ball drop on New Years
2.) Let Groundhogs tell us when spring is coming
3.) Prank people on the first day of April
4.) Carve faces on big orange fruits called pumpkins
5.) Watch the president pardon a turkey before feasting
6.) Trample over eachother to get good deals on gifts
7.) Keep Christmas decorations up until May
8.) Don't use the metric system, like the rest of the world
9.) Laws like: it's illegal for a tenant to bite his landlord.
10.) Do we have holidays like: National wiggle your toes day

 


 

 





 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5 
 

25 Comments

Calliope* 1 decade ago
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I'm in NI and i do 3, 4, 6 and 7:3
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miss_unique 1 decade ago
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over half of those things happen in other places than America. So... they don't 'Only Hapen in America'
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Emilyycanfly 1 decade ago
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I'm from UK and I do 3, 4, 6 and 7 :)
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Eli22b 1 decade ago
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#proudtobeanamerican
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.* 1 decade ago
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well a few years back in ireland for the eurovision, we sent in a turkey puppet to sing for us so..
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roseth0rn 1 decade ago
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EUROVISION ASDFGHJKL;;;; remember Russia's little grandma's?
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.* 1 decade ago
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oh yes xD I remember them x3
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loserbitch* 1 decade ago
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I'm pretty sure the rest of the world also carve faces on pumpkins..
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cujo* 1 decade ago
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You Americans...
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Theres a national talk like a pirate day too. :)
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saxon_star 1 decade ago
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think every county does 3,4 and 6
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RingoStar 1 decade ago
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ik, but america is still pretty messed up...
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Bernicexoxo* 1 decade ago
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Lol when did the president pardon a turkey?
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RingoStar 1 decade ago
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every year before thanksgiving, they pardon the live turkey they are about to eat... :weird:
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killingbarbies 1 decade ago
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What? We do April fools even in mof Latvia!!
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.joyriding.* 1 decade ago
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Actually, in Brittian, we do 3&4
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LiveTheLifeYouWant 1 decade ago
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pretty much every country carves pumpkins..and some these are just messed up
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Angelika* 1 decade ago
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Many are done in England too
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partygurl444 1 decade ago
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3we do in Ireland. 4 was invented in Ireland 6 happens everywhere and we have looaads of weird days
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KatiiLouisex3 1 decade ago
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We do 3, 4 and 6 in the UK, and probably have weird things like 9 and 10 that I don't know of
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lovecrazy 1 decade ago
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WOO GO AMERICA!
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Charlie* 1 decade ago
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You lie! We do 3&4 in the Netherlands to ;o
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Charlie* 1 decade ago
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*You're lying
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RingoStar 1 decade ago
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lol... whatever... america is still effed up
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Charlie* 1 decade ago
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o__O
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posted February 4, 2013 at 12:05pm UTC tagged with funny, cute, lol, sotrue, american, america, newyears, laws, holidays, christmas, halloween