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How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door

How long a minute is,

depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

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posted February 4, 2013 at 3:17pm UTC tagged with funny, advice, bathroom, minute

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My dad: *Screaming from across the house* ARE YOU WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL?! Me: No. Dad: WHAT?! Me: NO I AM NOT WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL Dad: *Walks into my room* You don't have to yell, gosh. Why aren't you watching it? Me: My team didn't make it and I have better things to do Dad: So what are you watching? Me: High School Musical Dad: Aren't you a little old for that? Me: No, I'm never to old to watch Zac Efron sing and dance. Me: He's hot. Dad: Yeah, he is. Me: Dude, you're old. Me: And married.. Dad: I'm just kidding. I was hotter than him. I was smokin' hot, I had babes all over me. Me: Sure. Dad: Seriously, he's uglaaay Me: No! Me: Get out, you are not my father. Me: Zac Efron please come join me in my room, hot stuff. Dad: Me: Dad: You are so weird and I'm missing the game. Buh-bye. *Walks out* Dad: *Pokes head back in* I was still smokin' hot. Ask your mom
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend, somewhere along in the bitterness. And I would have stayed up with you all night, had I known how to save a life.

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