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Welcome to Friendzone Population: Me I'll be your tour guide.

Welcome to Friendzone
Population: Me
I'll be your tour guide.
I'm also the president.

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Kaylahsaurous

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posted February 4, 2013 at 4:10pm UTC tagged with love, funny, sad, away messages

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