Me: My glasses are smudging. Me: I should take them off. Me:

          Me: My glasses are smudging.
          Me: I should take them off.
          Me: *le takes off glasses*
          World: *dark*
          World: *super bright*
          World: *sparkly*
          World: *bending in 238382847562 directions*
          Me: Maybe I'll keep my glasses on.