I
walked into the computer room to see two computers broken
because someone punched them.
Me: nnnnnOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BABIEESSSSSS!!!
Friend: Danielle, get up. What is wrong with you?
Me: WHY? THEY WERE SO YOUNGGGGGGGGGG.
Teacher: get. off. the. floor.
Me: but- but- but.
Some boy: You like butts? *winks*
Me: ew bye