Love Quote #6617244
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There are 7,064,588,395 people on this planet, Earth and I still

There are 7,064,588,395
people on this planet, Earth
and I still have a 0% chance
of having a boyfriend on Valentine's day

15 Comments

lovemebitch 7 years ago
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so true
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Rach_K 7 years ago
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Same here D:
But oh well :) I have my dogs for company and a load of books to read so all good ^^
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dreambig97 7 years ago
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Someone has to be single since the population is an odd number..it'll probably be me though so you don't have to worry
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Shelbie!* 7 years ago
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0% I won't have a boyfriend until... You know I really don't know! Keep your head up he'll come round;]
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RingoStar 7 years ago
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i'm not worried at all, ive had bf's before, i just said it and though it was funny enough for witty
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Shelbie!* 7 years ago
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Ya haha same but now I just need the right guy!
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[deleted] 7 years ago
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lie! because...i thought the same,then,the person i always liked gave me a chance and now i have a bf andive been dateing him for about two weeks now.if u like someone..just take the risk,ask the out or tell them how u feel.its wortha try.
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RingoStar 7 years ago
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i'm not worries, i just said it and it was funny. i've had plenty of boyfriends and a date on friday... i'll be fine, but thanks
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wittyspaz 7 years ago
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lol nicee but see this is actually me haha no bfs no dates. ever.
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[deleted] 7 years ago
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oh okie c":
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pepperdaddy 7 years ago
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I could be ur long distance valentines bf
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RingoStar 7 years ago
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this is witty profiles, not match.com
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pepperdaddy 7 years ago
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thanks for the advice, cause i obviously didn't know that
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LivingButWantingToDie 7 years ago
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Witty needs to make a "like" Button so i can like that comment ;) ^ lol
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RingoStar 7 years ago
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haha thanks :)
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