Funny Quote #6619265
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me: *pulls up blanket and punches self in face* me: *trips and


me: *pulls up blanket and punches self in face*
me: *trips and falls over own feet*
me: *leans chair too far back and loses balance*
me: *trips up the stairs*
me: *uncoordinated arm movements while running*
me: *plays with pen in class, pen flies out of hand*
me: *pokes self in eye while applying mascara*

 

9 Comments

alana_p 1 decade ago
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I literally do all of these almost everyday
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Nikki Sixx* 1 decade ago
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I've done ALL of these xD Lmao!
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BehindEachSmile 1 decade ago
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This is my life on a daily basis
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LiveTheDream 1 decade ago
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Every.single.thing
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jessicachesu 1 decade ago
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follow me on twitter @jessicachesu
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audreylovesyou 1 decade ago
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my life explained right here.
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Zxcuiocatlover 1 decade ago
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Lol! Same XD
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AwkwardTouchTuesday 1 decade ago
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My dad came in my room at like one in the morning when I wasn't supposed to be using the laptop. I hid it under the covers and when he started asking me questions and I pulled the blanket up and punched myself in the face. He just shook his head and walked out.
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waallfl0wer 1 decade ago
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This is so me, omg
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BlackButterflies

posted February 8, 2013 at 3:55am UTC tagged with funny, awkward, blackbutterflies

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