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I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t

I would be
an awful parent.

My kid would say
“I don’t wanna go to school, I just wanna sleep”
and I’d probably get in bed with them and say
“I feel you”

 

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* 6 years ago
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"Why weren't you at school today?"
"My mom feels me."

That wouldn't end with police sirens or anything.
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dolph* 6 years ago
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This could be misread..
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WokeUpStillKing 6 years ago
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Ouch....
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ThatsSoMeee 6 years ago
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:( sad, I know.
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WokeUpStillKing 6 years ago
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Then I give up, you no longer love me so I shall cry in my corner
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ThatsSoMeee 6 years ago
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Go in your corner and cry like a baby :) But you never know if I love you or not
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WokeUpStillKing 6 years ago
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What is this word you speak of " seduce" ? XD
I seduce with my awkwardness
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ThatsSoMeee 6 years ago
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I am awkward enough for myself. ;) You won't seduce me with that.
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WokeUpStillKing 6 years ago
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Refuse this? You can try but you'd fail ;)
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ThatsSoMeee 6 years ago
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;) why are you so sure that I'd fail? Dude..are you seducing me?
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WokeUpStillKing 6 years ago
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So we need to go back to the factory and get a new one! XD
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ThatsSoMeee 6 years ago
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...and what if I refuse? :)
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WokeUpStillKing 6 years ago
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What! I did not allow this! I was simply under a rock, I'd never leave thee
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ThatsSoMeee 6 years ago
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Our kid refused to stay home.. so yeah :( we have no kid now...
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WokeUpStillKing 6 years ago
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Our child will go so far in life /tear,tear/
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ThatsSoMeee 6 years ago
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our kid? man..we gave them to adoption because you left me :(
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AnaCastro196 6 years ago
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Id be like "Whatever its your life. Your the one whos gonna fail."
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Alex* 6 years ago
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Story of my life.
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Nathalie4ever 6 years ago
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My mom is like tht
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moustacetiger 6 years ago
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Funny! i say that to my mum all the time and thats what she says back!
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ShortGirlsDoItBetter 6 years ago
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hahaha Me
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lucysmile 6 years ago
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True story
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Directioner_Forever_88 6 years ago
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My kid would be like Hey mom I don't wanna go to school today. I'd be like, OK.
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JadaTooGorgeous 6 years ago
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I love this but i agree with jahyvie
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Jahyvie 6 years ago
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lol omg you could have worded that better.
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queen* 6 years ago
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i dont get it
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[deleted] 6 years ago
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the quote says "I'd probably get in 'bed' with them and say 'i feel you'." You know, bed, feel? Hhaha
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invisabledinosaurs 6 years ago
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yeah i thought the same......
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[deleted] 6 years ago
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That's exactly what i was thinking hahah
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BasketballisLife12 6 years ago
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HAHA so true.
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gingerfox3 6 years ago
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omg....
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[deleted] 6 years ago
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ROFL
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