best friend: I broke my phone me: oh, how'd you manage to

best friend: I broke my phone
me: oh, how'd you manage to do that this time?
me: gave it to your sister?
me: dog tried to eat it?
me: dropped it in the toilet?
me: mom ran it over with her car?
me: left it on the stove?
me: dropped it in the flaming pits of hell?
best friend:
me:
best friend:
me:
best friend:
me:
best friend: it fell on the stairs
me: hmm. well, that's a new one




haha. love you, Lily <3