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I just told Peanut1299 about how mad i was at someone and this

I just told Peanut1299 about how mad i was at someone and this is what she said.

"Can I go all Weasel on him?
And bash his b.alls in?
And make his manboobs concave?
And dress him up in a dress?
And wax his ba.lls?
And send him to Antartica?
In a bikini?
And take pictures of it?
And then send him to Africa?
And Inject HIV into him?
And keep him in an insane asylum until he dies?"

This is how you can tell we are related by blood.

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1hockey2lax3crazy 6 years ago
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was it that thing i told you about...?
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1D_Fanfiction 6 years ago
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yup!
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1hockey2lax3crazy 6 years ago
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i say weasel has some very good ideas. And we should test them Monday
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1D_Fanfiction 6 years ago
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Agreed.
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posted February 9, 2013 at 9:39pm EST tagged with funny, story, bestfriend, ihateyou, jerk, exboyfriend

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