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If someone breaks your heart, Just punch them in the face. Seriously,
If someone breaks your heart,
Just punch them in the face.
Seriously, just punch them in the face
and go get some ice cream
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Wiz Khalifa
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posted February 10, 2013 at 11:43am UTC tagged with
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