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i haven't seen paranormal activity 4 yet, so PLEASE don't

i haven't seen paranormal activity 4 yet,
so PLEASE don't tell me which lamp falls over.

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Shanaynor 1 decade ago

The one on the left! Mwhahaha! Lol, jk i haven't seen it yet but i want to. xD

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posted February 10, 2013 at 1:31pm UTC tagged with funny, twitter, paranormal

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