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me: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to

me: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
friend: the second one was kind of unexpected
me: but no one is disagreeing

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MyBrokenHorizon

posted February 11, 2013 at 8:59am UTC tagged with funny, lol, life, true, nap, age, change, growup, sleeping, spanked

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