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i was planning on doing nothing today, but i haven't finished

i was planning on doing nothing today,
but i haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.

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Nathan_2011 1 decade ago

Major dilemma

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posted February 12, 2013 at 3:42pm UTC tagged with funny, nothing, twitter

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