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Making songs more accurate #1 Song: Tick Tock I arise in the

Making songs more accurate #1
Song: Tick Tock


  I arise in the a.m. with the mindset of P Diddy
I pick up my spectacles, leave my home, and now I'm going to go to the city
Before I leave, though, I cleanse my teeth with an alcoholic beverage
Because once I go in the evening, I'm not returning.

What I'm saying is that our toe nails have been painted by professionals
We are trying on numerous outfits
Males are calling our cellular telephones
We are listening to our favorite compact discs
Then we are arriving at the party destination
Attempting to get slightly intoxicated.

Do not stop; make the party active
Disc jockey, please turn the volume up
Tonight I will get into a brawl until dawn
The clock is making a ticking sound
But the party will continue.

(repeat)

I do not have many things to care about at the moment and I have a plentiful amount of be.er
I also do not have any dollars in my pockets, but I have already arrived
Now the male gender is forming a line because they have heard we are highly popular
But we will kick them onto the street curb if they do not have a resemblance to Mick Jagger.

What I'm saying is that everyone is getting highly intoxicated
Males are attempting to touch our rear ends
I'm going to make painful contact with their faces if they, indeed, do get highly intoxicated.

We will continue our antics until we are forcably removed
Or the local authorites decide to end our shananagans


Do not stop; make the party active
Disc jockey, please turn the volume up
Tonight I will get into a brawl until dawn
The clock is making a ticking sound
But the party will continue.

(repeat)

Disc jockey, you change my emotions positively
But then you transform them negatively
My heart is beating because of this mental struggle.

My arms are in the upwards motion
Now you are controlling me internally
You own the audio
And you are still controlling me internally

Disc jockey, you change my emotions positively
But then you transform them negatively
My heart is beating because of this mental struggle.

My arms are in the upwards motion
Put your arms in the upwards motion
Put your arms in the upwards motion.

The festivities do not began until I enter the room.

Do not stop; make the party active
Disc jockey, please turn the volume up
Tonight I will get into a brawl until dawn
The clock is making a ticking sound
But the party will continue.

(repeat)




OMG THIS TOOK ME FOREVER! xD


 

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Shanaynor

posted February 12, 2013 at 9:14pm UTC tagged with funny, lyrics, song, kesha, keha

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