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cute dorky boys > hot stupid players

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SexyBeatGotSwag

posted February 12, 2013 at 10:21pm UTC tagged with funny, cute, boys, happy, happiness, hot, players, advice

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*age 5* teacher: what do you wanna be when you grow up? me: a princess! *age 10* teacher: what do you wanna be when you grow up? me: an astronaut! *now* teacher: what do you wanna be when you grow up? me: im pretty sure im gonna be a cat lady whether i like it or not.
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