Gale Force 12/13 winds;
Americans: HOLY UNICORN MOTHER OF THE SLOTHS ITS A HURRICANE LOCK YOUR DOORS BOARD THE WINDOWS GET DOWNSTAIRS HURRICANES ATE MY BRAIN GET IT ON THE NEWS BROADCAST IT EVERYWHERE ITS LIKE GODZILLA BUT WORSE
Shetlanders: Oh wow look the house moved because of the wind, lets walk the dogs, and go to tescos, the boad probably won't get here for a few weeks and tescos will have to hire another army plane to fly our food in for us, oh f;&uck where did the phone signal go, I had to phone my friend and ask if she wants to go surfing
(Currently, it's gale force 12 outside my house, on the tiny island Shetland, where no-one gives a dmn we're isolated and the weatherman from the mainland genuinely said 'it's hurricane force winds in the Shetland Islands but we won't chart it because they're uninhabited.' I don't mean to offend Americans or anything, we just get this weather a lot and don't see it as an issue to get worked up over.)
Americans: HOLY UNICORN MOTHER OF THE SLOTHS ITS A HURRICANE LOCK YOUR DOORS BOARD THE WINDOWS GET DOWNSTAIRS HURRICANES ATE MY BRAIN GET IT ON THE NEWS BROADCAST IT EVERYWHERE ITS LIKE GODZILLA BUT WORSE
Shetlanders: Oh wow look the house moved because of the wind, lets walk the dogs, and go to tescos, the boad probably won't get here for a few weeks and tescos will have to hire another army plane to fly our food in for us, oh f;&uck where did the phone signal go, I had to phone my friend and ask if she wants to go surfing
(Currently, it's gale force 12 outside my house, on the tiny island Shetland, where no-one gives a dmn we're isolated and the weatherman from the mainland genuinely said 'it's hurricane force winds in the Shetland Islands but we won't chart it because they're uninhabited.' I don't mean to offend Americans or anything, we just get this weather a lot and don't see it as an issue to get worked up over.)
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