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A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can

  A succesful man is one who
  makes

  more money than his wife can

  spend.

  A succesful woman is one who can

  find such a man!

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posted February 13, 2013 at 3:38pm UTC tagged with man, woman, succesful, funny

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