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Abort mission. I repeat abort mission. Code red. So, I was sitting

Abort mission. I repeat abort mission. Code red.
So, I was sitting at lunch and it was the lunch that's extremely crowded and you're forced to sit at a table with your friends and people you've never talked to in your life.
So, besides my friends, there were one or two junior guys also sitting at the table, because the one next to them was too full. One was sitting in the seat directly across from the one next to me. He looked at me and said Hale a few times. I have never talked to this kid in my life. I've never even seen him before. The only people who call me that are on this website.
Guys, this is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.

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①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ* 6 years ago
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OH NO
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xoxalex 6 years ago
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well if he is from witty you could actually become friends...... ever think of that. and if he's cute you could in love and get married and have this great big story over how you meet and it's from this one website and then BAM you can have children
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snowinseptember* 6 years ago
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omg that would be awesome lol
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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX 6 years ago
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sorry it was me
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xxcorinne95xx 6 years ago
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lol
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dont_forget_i_love_you 6 years ago
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Ok don't panic. Maybe he say "Haleigh" but you only heard "Hale"
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Hale_Storm18 6 years ago
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I don't know him, though. I've never talked to him before in my life.
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dont_forget_i_love_you 6 years ago
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maybe he has heard of you before? or maybe found you in a yearbook? or asked someone your name? orrrr overheard someone saying your name and was like, "oh hey thats what that girls name is" either way, thats still pretty creepy.
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Hale_Storm18 6 years ago
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I'm a freshman so I don't think it's the yearbook, and I guess he might have known my name by someone saying it, but ohmygosh I'm so creeped out
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dont_forget_i_love_you 6 years ago
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tomorrow, go up to him and mention Steve somehow, and if he says yes than he knows you from witty.
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Hale_Storm18 6 years ago
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I don't know him though, so that'd be weird
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dont_forget_i_love_you 6 years ago
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but it's ok because he started saying "hale" and he doesnt know you
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KT_143 6 years ago
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Don't panic I've planned for this day, just follow these instructions.
- Find the nearest vehicle and drive to New York.
- Once you get to New York, go to the Empire State Building. On the top floor there will be a fellow wittian waiting for you, who has, money, food, a disguise, a fake passport and ID. You are now Carlos Alberto Del Castillo Cabeza De Vaca.
- Go to the airport and buy a one way ticket to Paris, France.
- Once you're there, go to the Louvre, behind the Mon a Lisa there should be a red button.
- Press that button and enter the secret passage that opens up. Take the tunnel on the right not the left, NEVER take the left. At the end of the tunnel there's a door, with a key pad.
- Type in 6874 and enter.
Welcome to the Wittian Protection Program.
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MissOpportunist 6 years ago
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This is honestly the best plan ever!!!!!!!!!!! XD
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Kamileon 6 years ago
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That is awesome xD
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MissCourtney 6 years ago
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you just made my day.
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Hale_Storm18 6 years ago
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I'm laughing my a// off right now omfg
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KT_143 6 years ago
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I hope that this was useful, and you used the plan
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_Mrs_Horan_ 6 years ago
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This my friend, is GENIOUS !
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KT_143 6 years ago
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Thank you, I'm glad someone thinks so
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broadwayduhh 6 years ago
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Oh no! We have been caught!!!
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Rach_K 6 years ago
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Omg, activate self destruct! ACTIVATE! *Smoke rises leaving a -_- face behind* Or run away! Sprint! Run for your liiiiife! XD
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jahan 6 years ago
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oh dear... god help you, hale, god help you.
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beebessey 6 years ago
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You should have been like "that's pretty witty...." cause if he doesn't get on witty he'll be thinking you're calling him smart.
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aellyniq 6 years ago
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hah! see that'd be clever!
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barakat* 6 years ago
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You shoulda ran fo yo life, ain't grabbed no shoes o' nothin
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invisabledinosaurs 6 years ago
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omg :O run child runnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kaaarolcia 6 years ago
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I just cant believe that happened ! :o
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MegaDirectioner 6 years ago
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run, child, run!
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Eli123qwe 6 years ago
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ask him "does your religion bow to the great stevosaurex?"
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MickeySmiles 6 years ago
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Oh goodness, abort mission for suree!
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ThatWittyGuy 6 years ago
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Dear sweet baby Jesus, run!
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moll :)* 6 years ago
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you honestly should find out who he is and ask him if he knows a magical dinosaur named steve:)
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Rach_K 6 years ago
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That's a really good idea :3
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mango824 6 years ago
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lol
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[deleted] 6 years ago
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OH GOD
ABORT
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Eli22b 6 years ago
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I would have just put a paper bag over my head and gone to the bathroom.
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