Write me a letter! Dear _______________, I ______ you. You have

dear funkhotgirl,
I know you. you have a nice face. you make me mad sometimes. you should forget holly v. someday I will meet up with you (don't know when). you + me = best friends ever. if I saw you now i'd hug you. I want to talk to you. I would build you a menschen just for you. if I could sing you aany song it would be by little mix. we could eat under the stars.
love,
shnn590
(P.S.see you tomorrow)

Dear human,
i ate you. you have a nice tiger. you make me hungry. you should hug me. someday i will hug u back. you+me= nyan cat. if i saw you now i's shout "AWH U CHANGED ALOT" even though i dont know you. i want to talk to you. i would build a stable just for you. if i could sing any song it would be a song ;D we could eat under the stat
love, human
(P.S i was young when i made this username and i regret it)

Dear funkyhotgirlxx,
I don't know you. You have a nice profile pic. You make me smile. You should write tons of quotes. Someday I will graduate highschool. You + me= awesome friends. If i saw you now i would say hi. I want to smile at you. I would built a snowfort just for you. If i could sing you any song it would be That's What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction. We could listen to music under the stars.
Love,
Brie
P.S. HI =D

Dear lady,
I green you. You have a nice dog. You make me read. You should surf. Someday i will die. You+me= unicorns. If i saw you now i'd be creeped. I want to talk to you. I wouldbuild a birdhouse just for you. If i could sing you any song it would be black and yellow. We could stand under the stars.
Love, Me
(P.S. Hello.)