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non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry at the terrible state

non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry
at the terrible state of my
English abilities, as for the
English language is not my mother
tongue. I hope you forgive me
for every foolish mistake I make.

english as first language: lol it okei

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posted February 16, 2013 at 1:18pm UTC tagged with funny, cute, haha

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