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After working out Me: wow! I feel great! I'm going to eat

*After working out*

Me: wow! I feel great! I'm going to eat healthy now and i'm going to look awesome this summer!
*Sees icecream*
Icecream: Come eat m-
Me: ok

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143summer

posted February 16, 2013 at 4:29pm UTC tagged with funny, lol

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Maybe this is what the Mayans predicted. Not an asteroid, or a solar flare, but the end of what we are. We no longer cherish life or other people, our earth, animals and resources put on it. War, genocide, abuse, senseless mass murder, animal cruelty, gluttony... greed... Look around you, the end of the world is already here. nmq
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*After working out* Me: wow! I feel great! I'm going to eat