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i just asked someone if the plural of octopus is octopi and they

i just asked someone if the plural of octopus is octopi and they said im not fxcking david attenbrough like jeesh i just asked if it was octopi or not

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mexismoo

posted February 18, 2013 at 12:41pm UTC tagged with funny, sad, rude, nowiwillneverknowcry, story

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