Funny Quote #6638579
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omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND






 
omfG
 
SO TODAY IN
PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S
PHONE WENT OFF
AND HER RINGTONE
WAS SHINE
BRIGHT LIKE A
DIAMOND AND MY
TEACHER STOOD UP
AND SAID TURN
THAT THING OFF IF I
HEAR IT AGAIN
I WILL PERSONALLY
TRACK DOWN
RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN
TO HER THAT
DIAMONDS DO NOT
SHINE THEY REFLECT










 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5 

 

21 Comments

*I.Love.Unicorns** 5 years ago
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So true~!
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Dollface22 6 years ago
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Hmmm... 666 faves... allow me to save us from the devil's son by making this 667 faves
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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* 6 years ago
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I cannot stand that song!! Omg it's so annoying and what's with the saying "diamonds in the sky" SINCE WHEN ARE DIAMONDS IN THE SKY????
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*I.Love.Unicorns** 5 years ago
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So I'm I
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CanIBeThePeanutButterToYourJelly 6 years ago
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that was so funny i forgot that it I saw it 20 times before on the internet
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jimmy365 6 years ago
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i know right
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luvyhu4ever 6 years ago
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omg... lol
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Squilliam Fancypants* 6 years ago
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Mine sang along...
We ligit sang it ALL class...
My school is wierd...
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catarina* 6 years ago
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that's what my physics teacher also said when 2 girls started to sing diamonds in class XD
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sexybreadtin 6 years ago
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There's this thing called 'punctuation'. You should try it some time.
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chickittylover 6 years ago
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Sometimes having limited punctuation makes the quote more funny.
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jimmy365 6 years ago
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holla
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Serotonin 6 years ago
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Delete this quote. If I read it again I'll personally track down your Physics teacher and tell him/her that diamonds do not reflect, they REFRACT.
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Pesadilla 6 years ago
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she got it off tumblr so it isn't actually her mistake. but getting it off tumblr is a mistake. so it is her mistake. i'm just confusing myself..
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1D_Babyyy 6 years ago
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Actually...Dteve said that getting things off of tumblr and twitter and Facebook ect. Are ENCOURAGED. Even ask him :)
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Pesadilla 6 years ago
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i didn't say it wasn't..
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1D_Babyyy 6 years ago
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Look, I'm not looking for a fight or anything but I just want to inform you that you said it was "Her mistake for getting the quote off of tumblr" so technically, you were saying this quote was bad.
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jimmy365 6 years ago
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hi i would just like to interject that i love you guys and there's no worries here, but i am grateful for both of your concern in terms of making sure rules are followed and known. again, love you guys! but no worries
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Serotonin 6 years ago
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haha it's alright
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Calliope* 6 years ago
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Mine was salad fingers going "Hubert Cumberdale, fancy seeing you hear" and now the class is afraid of me.. :/
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mexismoo 6 years ago
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They actually refract light, I've been awkwardly explaining this to people :/
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