Funny Quote #6640385
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So I get home and there's this random guy on my couch and

So I get home and there's this random guy on my couch and he's like "Alright, I don't want to hurt you. Just put your stuff down and get on the ground. I just want your money." And I almost had a heart attack. I was like, "OMG, please no I don't have any money. I'm too young to die." Then he was like, "Nah man, I'm just messin with you. I'm your brothers friend. He's in the shower, I'm just waiting for him." 

That guy is a genius....
 


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Eli22b 1 decade ago
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I love him.
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Alfie* 1 decade ago
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I saw this on FB, lolol.
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Zoeasaurus 1 decade ago
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Are you kidding I did this quote like 3 days ago and it got like 2 favs -.- sorry but it's funny hey
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Beanie* 1 decade ago
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OMG, that is hilarious!
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Pluto* 1 decade ago
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I can't stop laughing.
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BrookieeCookiee 1 decade ago
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Tumblr.
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