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Does anyone else just wanna hit someone.... in the face.... with

Does anyone else just wanna hit someone.... in the face.... with a brick.... made out of steel.... by superman..

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googlekid1746

posted February 20, 2013 at 9:15pm UTC tagged with question, friends, hate, people, hurt, kill, superman, advice

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i feel so dumb THINKING ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME when i know you're not THINKING ABOUT ME AT ALL
❝ I FEEL SO STUPID FOR LIKING YOU❞
"It may sound absurd:but don't be naive Even Heroes have the right to bleed I may be disturbed:but won't you conceed Even Heroes have the right to dream It's not easy to be me." -Five For Fighting