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I feel like if i were to ever have kids... I'd wind up standing

I feel like if i were to ever have kids...
I'd wind up standing on the couch with a chair, poking it at them yelling
"BACK. I SAID GET BACK YOU ANIMALS!"

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posted February 21, 2013 at 10:10pm UTC tagged with funny, family, true

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I need advice Alright, so here we go. A few months ago, there was this girl in my foreign cultures class who always gave me compliments. She would say "Aw, I like your hair!" or "Aww, you look so pretty today." or...etc. Well, that's all great and I was nice and gave her a compliment back. Then she started to hang around me more and more. She would come over to my lunch table and talk about stuff with me and then she would leave and walk around. AND THAT'S ALL GREAT. Until she came over one day and asked if me and my guy best friend (AKA my crush for 2 years) were dating. We both said no because that's the truth, and ever since then she's been flirting with him. Non-stop. I mean, he can have girls that are friends, that's not the issue, but there is a fine line between flirting and being friends. And she's crossed that line. But the bad part is, She knows that I like him, but she is still flirting with him, calling him sexy, etc. Also, I haven't told him that I like him, so I have to ask this too, how can I tell him? Thanks for reading :3
BravoSierra's format I think it expands my life 5 years - When I hear someone say "Kitty Cats"

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