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Me: I wish I had a toilet and sink in the corner of my room so

Me: I wish I had a toilet and sink in the corner of my room so I wouldn't have to walk all the way to the bathroom.
Friend: That's a prison cell
Me: In prison your food gets cooked for you, as well. I'm beginning to think that murdering people I don't like wouldn't be such a bad thing.
Friend: You do realize that we're in public and a police officer might be around
Me: Oh no, what are they going to do? Send me to prison?

6 Comments

Carly Natasha* 1 decade ago
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seen this on tumblr ;-)
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Hale_Storm18 1 decade ago
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Good for you ;-)
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Carly Natasha* 1 decade ago
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?:/
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Rach_K 1 decade ago
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Hahaha, love your response at the end xD
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Fall4you 1 decade ago
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but is there wifi?
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bunnylover43 1 decade ago
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i heard prison food is nasty..but i dont know... :D
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