If Taylor and Harry were
still together and I saw them:
Taylor and Harry:
*making out*
Me: *gasp*
Taylor and Harry: *look at me*
Me: You're that guy from that Pepsi commercial
and you're all like "and I'm Herreh!" I love that
commercial!
Harry: Err, thanks.
Me: And you! You're the one that dated Joe
Jonas and Lucas Till!
Taylor: *nods and smiles*
Me: And Taylor Lautner! Oh, and John Mayer and
Jake Gyllenhaal!!
Taylor: *stands there awkwardly*
Me: Oh! And that guy from Glee, umm, Cory
Montieth! OHH and Zac Efron! And Eddie Redmayne!
Taylor: Uh...
Me: Oh, and I can't forget Connor Kennedy!!
...Dang, that's a lot of guys... *looks at Harry* Good luck,
bro.
Not meant to offend either swifties or
directioners. just thought it was funny. Follow me and I'll
follow back, duh.
Follow me?
Why is everyone offended?
Taylor really did date all of them xD