If Taylor and Harry were still together and I saw them: Taylor
If Taylor and Harry were
still together and I saw them:
Taylor and Harry:
*making out* Me: *gasp* Taylor and Harry: *look at me* Me: You're that guy from that Pepsi commercial
and you're all like "and I'm Herreh!" I love that
commercial! Harry: Err, thanks. Me: And you! You're the one that dated Joe
Jonas and Lucas Till! Taylor: *nods and smiles* Me: And Taylor Lautner! Oh, and John Mayer and
Jake Gyllenhaal!! Taylor: *stands there awkwardly* Me: Oh! And that guy from Glee, umm, Cory
Montieth! OHH and Zac Efron! And Eddie Redmayne! Taylor: Uh... Me: Oh, and I can't forget Connor Kennedy!!
...Dang, that's a lot of guys... *looks at Harry* Good luck,
bro. Not meant to offend either swifties or
directioners. just thought it was funny. Follow me and I'll
follow back, duh.