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If Taylor and Harry were still together and I saw them: Taylor

If Taylor and Harry were still together and I saw them:

Taylor and Harry: *making out*
Me: *gasp*
Taylor and Harry: *look at me*
Me: You're that guy from that Pepsi commercial and you're all like "and I'm Herreh!" I love that commercial!
Harry: Err, thanks.
Me: And you! You're the one that dated Joe Jonas and Lucas Till!
Taylor: *nods and smiles*
Me: And Taylor Lautner! Oh, and John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal!!
Taylor: *stands there awkwardly*
Me: Oh! And that guy from Glee, umm, Cory Montieth! OHH and Zac Efron! And Eddie Redmayne! 
Taylor: Uh...
Me: Oh, and I can't forget Connor Kennedy!! ...Dang, that's a lot of guys... *looks at Harry* Good luck, bro. 
Not meant to offend either swifties or directioners. just thought it was funny. Follow me and I'll follow back, duh.

68 Comments

florals* 7 years ago
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and you're all like "and I'm Harreh" idk why but that made my night haha
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Amazing*Panda* 7 years ago
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ok i have to addmit that funny but i also lov taylor too, her songs are good to me
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dani64 8 years ago
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She never dated Lucas Till, Zac Efron, Eddie Redmayne, or Cory Montieth
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bella5296 8 years ago
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I can't reply to quotes, which is insanely frustrating, but to the people telling me to "chill" on my comment down there and laughing at me? I wasn't making a big deal out of anything. I was simply making a statement. I am aware this was made as a joke, but the facts in it are untrue and you shouldn't give people false info. She didn't date all of those people, she's only dated 7 in the past 6 years. That's called a statement. Stop saying rude things. It's very immature and uncalled for. thank you.
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[deleted] 8 years ago
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if you did this to a friend, it would be considered bullying. "It's just a joke" is what bullies say
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MissTomlinson 8 years ago
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She's not my friend, so it works out okay. ;)
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[deleted] 8 years ago
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if you said this stuff to someone who went to your school, but you weren't friends with them by your logic, it doesn't count as bullying
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DramaForLife 8 years ago
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...but she still doesn't go to her school or even knows her
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[deleted] 8 years ago
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If i started saying about you, would it be considered bullying because i dont know you?
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DramaForLife 8 years ago
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since i'm not over-sensitive, i wouldn't consider it bullying
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itscomplicated9898 8 years ago
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i LOOOOOVE taylor swift, but people need to chill out. this was meant to be a joke so stop taking it so seriously it's funny.
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MissTomlinson 8 years ago
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Thank you. :)
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RainbowUnicorns33 8 years ago
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look at all these butthurt people. lmfaoo this is so true. people wouldnt think of her like this if she didnt write 50000 songs about it. lmao wh/re. I love this quote! thank you for making my day! (:
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MissTomlinson 8 years ago
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Hahahahaha,xD You're very welcome! thanks for the fave! :D
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RainbowUnicorns33 8 years ago
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Welcome!
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kitkat929m 8 years ago
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I LOVE YOUR QUOTES!
Follow me?
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MissTomlinson 8 years ago
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Thank you! And absolutely! :D
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kitkat929m 8 years ago
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Thanks!
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ChocoTaco 8 years ago
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lol Oh my God, this quote is just ... perfection
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MissTomlinson 8 years ago
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Thank you, thank you. :)
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PenutButr 8 years ago
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She actually never went out with zac.people just assumed they did
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[deleted] 8 years ago
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what difference does it make?
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Itsmeagaingorgeous 8 years ago
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PHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Itsmeagaingorgeous 8 years ago
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i laughed hard. :)
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Cammie 8 years ago
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I love this. Haha
Why is everyone offended?
Taylor really did date all of them xD
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MissTomlinson 8 years ago
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Let them go. The more they comment how offensive this is and how "wrong" my facts are, the more popular the quote is. ;b
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abbfab99 8 years ago
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Taylor didn't date all them.....weird.
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Breeze 8 years ago
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Even if it's a joke, it's kinda mean to always portray her like that...
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dolph* 8 years ago
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What because Taylor is gonna see it?
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MissTomlinson 8 years ago
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Hahah, Elliegeorgia98, you're cracking me up! xD And also, she portrays herself that way! She's the one making songs about every boyfriend she's ever had! If she doesn't want to be thought of as having had a lot of boyfriends, she would quit making songs about every single one of them.
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ForcingCourage* 8 years ago
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shaming much?
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iLoveTheArts 8 years ago
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but taylor wouldnt nod and smiile because she never dated lucas cory zac and eddie (who the f is eddie anyway)
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MissTomlinson 8 years ago
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If you've seen Les Miserables, Eddie Redmayne plays Marius. He's an incredible actor.
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_Kimi_ 8 years ago
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This Quote = Made my day
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MissTomlinson 8 years ago
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Yay:D
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^_^* 8 years ago
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haha sick quote (: also she said so herself it was a joke so stop moaning about it
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MissTomlinson 8 years ago
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THANK YOU.
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^_^* 8 years ago
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Np (:
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abbfab99 8 years ago
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She didn't date Zac Efron or Eddie Redmayne. Please, if you're going to post quote about her get your facts straight.
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dolph* 8 years ago
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Omg there's always a butthurt.
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abbfab99 8 years ago
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What's a butthurt?
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dolph* 8 years ago
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You.
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abbfab99 8 years ago
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No? I'm confused.
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dolph* 8 years ago
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Butthurt: When a person gets overly offended for a non mean-spirited joke.
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_boo_so_dope_ 8 years ago
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She dated like 15 guys ,your funny I think your quotes are ligit.
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MissTomlinson 8 years ago
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Why thank you, thank you. :)
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darkeyeangel 8 years ago
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Dang!!!! She dated all of THEM????
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MissTomlinson 8 years ago
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It seems so. Apparently it depends on who you ask.
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darkeyeangel 8 years ago
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She always seemed so innocent!
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