Me when I get a paper cut: Ohmygosh! It stings! I'm going
Me when I get a paper cut: Ohmygosh! It
stings! I'm going to die! This is it, this is the end! Tell
my cat I love him! Goodbye friends! Me when I get an actual serious injury: No, no,
I'm fine. Seriously, it's just a scratch. Don't
worry, I'll be okay.
Small injuries: Oh my god I'm going to die!
Big injuries: Ohhhhkayyy... I should probably do something about this but... eh.